Відео

0:02 A Gateful Beginning 1:00 Fracture 3:33 The plot of Fracture 9:35 Fracture is the anchor point of 7th gen shooters (shooters with gimmicks) 13:59 Bad game and movie titles: Fast and Furious edition 16:22 Back to Fracture 16:43 The typical western studio mininboss 18:13 The bane of Bane 19:44 How 7th gen dumbed things down 24:16 Does John Wu or Tom Cruise love cucksheads? 25:52 Stellar Blade Spoilercast 31:19 Yoko Taro and David Lynch are perverts 33:46 Back to the Stellar Blade Spoilercast 41:53 Let Cygames make Zone of the Enders 3 43:13 Gatcha devs that care about art 44:41 Finishing up on the Stellar Blade Spoilercast 51:38 People who can't look at gameplay to figure out how it plays 52:46 Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night - Classic II: Dominique's Curse 55:27 The whereabouts of Ben Judd 59:28 The boys' opinions on current WayForward 1:02:56 The whereabouts of Jake Kaufman 1:04:14 Back to Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night - Classic II: Dominique's Curse 1:05:09 Bad menus 1:09:08 Inti Creates did not make Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night 1:10:29 Aero GPX demo 1:15:03 "Oi, what's this minger talking about WipeOut?!?!" 1:16:00 Back to Aero GPX demo 1:16:34 Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice 1:17:41 The timer won't end 1:17:59 Pocky & Rocky 2 1:19:53 Sonic the Hedgehog [SMS] 1:21:31 Kris will be streaming Wild Arms [PSX] 1:22:37 UA-cam Playables 1:27:32 More on Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night - Classic II: Dominique's Curse's bad menus 1:28:36 Shin Megami Tensei V: Vengeance 1:36:32 THE PODLORDS 1:47:59 Kris has risen 1:48:11 Bloodstained's newest update causes a lot of issues; devs have said they will fix them 1:49:40 AMD's FSR 3.1 finally arrives, sporting an improved upscaler for less ghosting, flickering, and shimmering in games; the boys rant about frame generation again 2:06:34 The iOS ports of AAA games have reportedly bombed 2:13:48 PAX West 2024 to kick off with Microsoft Gaming CEO Phil Spencer's storytime speech (???) 2:19:06 Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster announced for a 2024 release 2:30:16 Capcom NEXT Summer 2024 presentation announced for July 1st 2:32:20 Why Dead Rising? 2:33:29 2XKO gets its first round of alpha playtests this August 2:34:46 The Steam Summer Sale 2024 is currently live and runs until July 11th 2:35:21 Dan has received the HTC Vive 2:36:16 Phantom Breaker: Battle Grounds Ultimate announced for PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Xbox One, Switch, and PC 2:38:57 Concord beta dates announced, Beta Early Access launching July 12th 2:41:26 Star Wars: Bounty Hunter coming to PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Xbox One, Switch, and PC on August 1st 2:42:55 Phantom Brave: The Lost Hero new trailer shows an English dub 2:44:36 Umamusume: Pretty Derby English version announced 2:46:10 Lara Croft joins Dead by Daylight 2:49:42 The developer of Tribes 3: Rivals has ditched the game just three months after launch 2:52:03 Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot confirms multiple Assassin's Creed games are getting remakes; the boys are getting sick of remakes 3:08:59 What streams are next 3:10:46 GameStop Employees Greatly Eccentric Pre-order Proclivitiea 3:12:07 Why does no one cover PSX RPGs? 3:15:20 Make a new Punch-Out!! dammit 3:17:54 Outro

I'm not the biggest souls person and haven't played sekiro but I can kinda see what it's about gameplay wise through stellar blade and another cramps treasure and it's crazy how even I can see the game with the crab gets it so much more

I feel like there's a clear disconnect between the people deciding what console games should be ported to mobile games. Good mobile games largely fall into three categories, pvp games like yugioh duel links, shadowverse, or teamfight tactics, mission based games with good stories like honkai impact 3rd or arknights, and finally turn based jrps like honkai star rail. I'm confident if they ported games like the trails of series or the smt games to mobile they would sell well.

Eat your hamburgers Apollo

2:09:30 Aggro, how dare you call me out like this.

Kris has a pattern of "I've never heard anybody talk about it, it sucks".

Where did you hear that AC6 sold 7 million copies?

Wait wait wait...ALVA?! The villain from the steampunk region has the SAME name as the villain from the steampunk region of Matt Groening's Disenchantment?! Really?

Still waiting for 12 and X9, Megabros...

"F9" I can't.

sekiro stream yes please

Yep, still on 1080p.

1:36:46 PODLORDS!

Dead Rising 2 is my favorite

My opinion on remakes is that studios should not be remaking games that can played on the current gen of consoles. At the very least the Dead Space remake let me play through DS1 without needing to drag out my PS3, but I would still have infinitely preferred just a port of the original trilogy. If these studios are obsessed with remakes why not at least remake PS1/PS2/GCN stuff, as most of that is completely unplayable on modern hardware? Hey Sony, turn based RPGs are real hot right now. Sega are releasing FOUR turn based RPGs in one year. Give some team a "Trials of Mana" sized budget and give us a remake Legend of Dragoon! There were reports that LoD was the most popular PS+ Premium title (until Sly just released and beat it), there is an audience for it.

Instead of 7th gen remakes and IPs with modern graphics and polish, I would much rather see new modern IPs and games with 7th gen graphics and polish. Just give me something good ever versus something the same always.

Yes yes Castlvania 2 bad thanks for coming on the podcast Arin

If you guys didn’t like Stellar Blade, Black Myth and Phantom Blade probably aren’t going to do much better for you. Action games that take cues from Soulslikes seem to just be anathema to you, so I don’t know what you’re expecting.

Question, why does dan refuse to play sekiro or any other soulsborne games? Is it because he sucks at those types of games. That is the only right answer, definitely not he doesn't vibe with that game.

"You can't make Tomb Raider in 2024" , you forget the T1-3 remaster came out this year, sold a boat load proving normal people will buy a traditional Tomb Raider, but then CrDy hates the Core Design legacy way to much to ever give us a proper TR1 styled game.

I like how the Thumbnail looks like a full squad lineup for people about to play Fortnite

One reacurring point of Capcom discourse that I never understand is the idea that Exoprimal and Kunitsu-gami should've just been Dino Crisis and Onimusha. Like, notwhistanding that it's really neat that Capcom is trying to launch new IPs in this current gen, if those games were exactly the same, but were called differently, do you feel like fans of those franchises would be happy? Besides some similarities in aesthetics and setting, they ain't exactly that similar.

You are no longer permitted to keep the gate

Aggro meeting Jack Frost was him encountering a podlord in the flesh lmao

I gotta be honest, I don’t think it’s worth being mad at the dead rising thing. Judging by what we’ve seen, it doesn’t seem like it’s super high budget and I doubt it’s taking too many team members away from other projects.

I'd love to see Sekiro streams, that game's rad also while Exoprimal is absolutely cribbing Dino Crisis' shit (there's even a red-haired woman who's an obvious ref) I think Kunitsu-gami is catching too many strays. The only tie to Onimusha it has is that you fight Japanese demons and mythical monsters, it doesn't line up at all beyond that, it seems to me.

ngl this is probably the most doomerish episode of gigaboots maybe ever, and tbh was a hard listen live I know that it's with good reason and all of their feelings and complaints are absolutely justified, especially with how promising the gen started as, but still it wasn't fun at all to go through (even if its good to finally have someone say out loud these things) its silly to hope for anything good to happen at this point but god please let the switch 2 course correct the path that the industry is heading towards

I wanted DRDR, Dan.

I am actually real curious to see you play Arkham games if only to hear wtf you will say about Origins since its mainly feels like a giant expansion pack to Cory with ideas (plural) Also yes, Bane IS in Origins and he has much more of a prominent role in it and probably the one that Chris would love and be dissapointed by the most (both of those at the same time)

YOOOOO WILD ARMS ALTER CODE F MENTIONED

Awaken gate stealers

WHY'D THEY STEAL HIS MFING GATE

2:45:19 It's a big money maker in Japan, yes; but its still getting regularly beaten by Monster Strike, Puzzle and Dragons, Dokkan Battle, the latest Im@s game (which is Uma but with QoL), and even FGO. Outside of that there's the fact that the Korean version was class action lawsuit-ed to the point that the management there had to be purged. The CN version was taken down on the app store there due to content regulation (horse racing) so it's playable if you already downloaded it but they can't update the client. This results in that region rerunning the same content to this day.

YOKAZURA QUARTETT MENTIONED BOB IS A SUPREME GENTLEMEN

Oh, one more thing actually PUT RADIATA STORIES ON SOMETHING ELSE THE LAST TIME THAT GAME EVER SHOWED UP E. V. E. R. WAS THE PS2

goldship in the thumbnail, perfect podcast

do not understand the comparisons between kunitsu gami and onimusha beyond them both being set in Japan and you fighting demons or something. kunitsu gami seems to play completely differently and is being handled by capcom's experimental team (they made shinsekai into the depths) so i dont think they were making this instead of an onimusha

33:40 The only recast I've seen that hit me like that was War Machine.

51:48 End of Stellar Blade Spoilercast, as requested.

I saw the gate tweet, immediately came over here and was delighted to discover that's how Kris opens the episode

I was a coward I had to vote for the never-ending timer

THEY STOLE HIS GATE

Since known terrible person Ben Judd gets brought up alongside Ace Attorney, wanted to note that he was only one of three people credited for "localization" in the original game, with a whole different set of people responsible for translation (including Alexander O. Smith, on break during a lull in the translation of Final Fantasy XII). There's nothing really to suggest that he was the person specifically responsible for making the particular localization choices in AA. It also is strange to me that even today people approach Ace Attorney's localization with contempt/ridicule. They chose what was clearly the best option they had in bringing the game to the West in a way that's legible. Would you rather they keep the character names and setting intact, thus completely losing the intent behind the punny names? Or would you rather them change the names to preserve intent but keep the setting, thus creating a Japan that's occupied entirely by people named Frank and Larry?

The consequences of the Batman and Robin movie cannot be understated.

The only thing tonight that could make up for that shitstorm of a debate

Arise from your video tombs, gamers. *ARIIIISE!* ⚡

Excited to have this episode cure my headache while working

good one boots

The movie's DVD release promised me a free card! I never got one.

I stand with aggro in really enjoying the game but it is definitely up its own ass about the puzzles it gives players sometimes. Its interesting to hear Dan talk about the weirder things he found while also somehow avoiding the frisbee for 90% of his time, i cant really fault him for disliking the game when he didnt have access to one of the core movement techs for so long